Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
Friendly reminder that being a woman doesn’t matter on your anatomy, today is for all of us.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan